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Texts from last night
here are some of my Favourite ones:-
(703): help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
(810): oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
(617): i feel rough
(617): just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
(678): did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
(404): did it work?
(678): nope
(717): Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
(206): Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
(732): So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
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